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hemaroid hitman

A guy who loves to have anal sex, this can be with gay or straight couples if you think about it..
Angie: My ass is still killig from last night.

Louise: Why? what did you do you dirty cow?

Angie: David rammed me all night, i thik he might be gay. He's a total hemaroid hitman.
hemaroid hitman by Bam Voyage June 21, 2008
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Hevar is the guy who can be a hell of a kind person, but sometimes annoy you. Like, very very much. Hevar usually have a awsome beard and some nice biceps but when you challenge him on a fight, it turns out that he is weaker than your granny. But Hevar is a kind person when you meet him at first, dont mess around and be cool, he might send his neighbor at you.
Look at this dude Hevar, he is a cool guy u know, but dont mess with him, he is a GOD.
Hevar by AMENONONO March 19, 2018
Big pp man with a heart of Gold
Hevar by Jagknullardig November 24, 2021
If you make a mistake in typing it's a typo. When you hear something wrong it's a hearo.
hearo by Kriya Singh June 17, 2006
Someone who is highly unlikable. Often times is a complete and udder delinquent and delusional in all ways imaginable. Someone who just gets on your nerves in all ways.
“Bro stop like literally no one is laughing. Your being a hevar.”
“Did you just throw away my brand new Jordans. You’re such a hevar.”
Hevar by Joeseph Roy October 20, 2019

hevaristo 

Hevaristo is the cutest guy you can ever wish for and his gay friends Manny,anthony,victor and dan.he has the biggest D ever.he would make out with the sexiest girls in the world
Friend 1:Yooo hevaristo is hot as fff

Friend 2: IKRR
hevaristo by Unknown sexy field December 5, 2018
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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