Hethanism 

Those who practice not believing in the righteousness of God or his teachings.

My cousin was adamant in his practice of hethanism at the family barbecue when he attempted to tell the children that God was a myth and so were his teachings.

Hethanism by Chickeetaz June 5, 2022

Hathanksmas 

The combination of Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas into one holiday. This is generally most obvious in large stores in the US where you can find all three holiday's decorations in the same isle a month before the first one has even occured.

Happy Hathanksmas! Let's put on some costumes so we can go sing carols while the turkey cooks.

Hathanksmas by Pink Paprika September 25, 2011

Ethanism 

A type of religion in with a person named Ethan is ranked very highly on the social ladder. He typically has many followers that do what ever he wants. They follow him and are at his beck and call. His followers can't live with out him and rely on him as a source of happiness.

Person 1: have you seen Ethan today?
Person 2: Yeah, last time I saw him he was preaching about Ethanism.

Ethanism by Gymnast27 May 23, 2019

heathenism 

A word meaning someone who does not practice christianity, islam, or judaism. Now often synomous with asatru, the modern reincarnation of Norse mythology.

Person 1: So... what religion are you?
Person 2: Heathenism. See this Mjollnir
pendant around my neck?
Person 1 bigot: Oh wtf?
Person 1 open-minded: That's cool, there
must not be many
fellow worshippers

heathenism by Glimglom December 9, 2008

Ethanism 

It is the usage of sarcasm, with a hint of depression. It is a bi-polar person who is normally negative. It is a person who is rebel and doesn't listen to most people. They try make smart questions seem like stupid questions.

Person: Hahaha that joke was SO funny!
Other Person: (fake laughs) o so was it really?
Person: That was just usage of Ethanism.

Ethanism by john909 October 23, 2011

Huphanism 

Using the word Hu with a negative connation can be used to replace letters in words

How to use Huphanisms.

You hu'd up
Hu you
Thats Hu the worst thing ever

Huphanism by Hu'd Beyond all Recognition October 20, 2008

Ethanism 

When you arrange a foolproof plan to either be somewhere or go somewhere with someone but the plan utterly falls through to such a degree that the only word that can be used to describe the moment is an Ethanism.

Man, I had a real Ethanism the other day! I told my friend Rob I would meet him at Taco Bell but got caught up at Montclair State and ended up being four hours late.

Ethanism by hr3pg3rg May 24, 2022