Heterospect 

When you look back on an event and realise, for whatever reason that your actions were not as heterosexual as they might have otherwise been.

In heterospect, I probably shouldn't have made out with George in public.

Heterospectively, spending a week in a tent with Liam was bad for my anus.

In heterospect, Mike probably should have had sex with that girl, everyone could see she was gagging for it but he just didn't put out.

Heterospect by generalparsons October 15, 2011

heterosectional

a term used by band geeks to describe people who only date others outside their section. This is preferred to being homosectional.

Clarinet Player: Hey, you're heterosectional, right?
Saxophone Player: No, sorry. I only date other saxophones.

Thomas: That girl in our section is pretty cute, right?
Marshall: Yeah, too bad she's heterosectional.

heterosectional by cherubic disaster November 19, 2012

Heterospecial 

Members of a narcissistic, clueless, trend-chasing heterosexual couple who try on terminology that belongs to LGB culture and history in an attempt to make themselves seem special or unique, while continuing to be in an obviously heterosexual relationship.

Frequently seen misappropriating the slur "queer" which was used to taunt and abuse LGB people for decades. They typically neither care about or understand what LGB people have endured in modern history.

"Good lord, that self-congratulatory couple pretending not to be in a straight relationship is so heterospecial."

Heterospecial by leavethishere November 8, 2021

Heteroskeptical 

Straight but curious and ok to admit it. On a spectrum of Gay-Straight they know they are leaning towards straight and are probably more straight than most homophobes who are afraid to question their sexuality. The heteroskeptical is looking to explore but will probably, like any reasonable person, only explore to be sure so that he/she doesnt make the wrong decision.

My best friend asked me if I would ever hook up with a guy as a joke. I said yes. He was kind of shocked. Then I explained that it was not out of some crazy desire or hidden gayness that I wanted to try it, but rather out of a desire to be sure I was making the right decisions on this big question. Then he understood and said, "I think we're all a little heteroskeptical if we really dig deep enough, just like you can never be totally sure about the God question, you just have to really explore the options to come to your conclusion."

Heteroskeptical by Shmellow March 16, 2009

heterosect marriage 

Marriage between two different religions belonging to either the same group or completely different.

Liam is catholic and Shafilea is Jewish. Therefore, they are having a heterosect marriage.

heterosect marriage by polish(ed)bestie April 10, 2020

Heterosectional

a person who is sexually or romantically attracted to couches

A) Did you JD Vance admitted to having sex with a couch?

B) yeah, he’s totally heterosectional

Heterosectional by Tbone Walkin August 9, 2024

Heterosectional

a person who is sexually or romantically attracted to couches

A) Did you JD Vance admitted to having sex with a couch?

B) yeah, he’s totally heterosectional

Heterosectional by Tbone Walkin August 9, 2024