Heterosexual™

When a person is so undeniably straight that it either

1. Makes others uncomfortable or
2. Makes you want to pimp slap them
Unlike heterosexual, which is simply the attraction to the opposite sex.
Heterosexual™ is most likely used in texts or while posting and not in speech, though a minority does say "Heterosexual tm" while speaking

"Your hair looks really good, bro! No homo though." "Dude, dont be so Heterosexual™"

Heterosexual™ by Pineapplelesbian August 9, 2017

Pan-Romantic Heterosexual

being romantically attracted to all genders or sexual orientations but being sexually attracted to members of the opposite gender

A: I thought she was bi and had lost it to a girl? She's been dating like everyone
B: Nah, she's a pan-romantic heterosexual so she'd date anyone but only sleep with dudes

Pan-Romantic Heterosexual by CrazyMentalChild April 24, 2015

biromantic heterosexual 

when someone is romantically attracted to both female and males but is also sexually attracted to the opposite gender

Guy 1: Hey, look! it's that girl you were talking about!
Girl 2: Yea but I'm only attracted to her romantically. I'm biromantic to both guys and gals but also heterosexual to guys. I'm biromantic heterosexual

biromantic heterosexual by redglare December 8, 2016

Compulsory heterosexuality 

When somebody experiences "attraction" to the opposite gender because that expectation has been pushed on them by the patriarchal society, this is quite often experienced by lesbians. It is quite difficult to distinguish between your own feelings and those which you are expected to feel.

I don't know if I am really attracted to Harry Styles or it is just compulsory heterosexuality because I do think I am a lesbian.

Compulsory heterosexuality by Iamagaylikeyou December 30, 2018

heterosexual panromantic 

A person who is sexually attracted to people of the opposite gender, but romantically attracted to any gender and/or orientation.

She's heterosexual panromantic, so she'll only sleep with guys. However, she will date boys, girls, or nonbinary people.

heterosexual panromantic by Supreme Baritone Goddess May 17, 2016

Heterosexual 

An individual that cannot sit within 5 feet of the same gender in a hot-tub

I am a hetero (heterosexual)

Heterosexual by Yes~no~maybe~so August 23, 2019

heterosexual-biromantic 

If someone is heterosexual-biromantic, it means they can fall in love with either gender, but are only attracted sexually to the opposite.

Person: Oh, I'm heterosexual-biromantic!
Other person: Oh, cool.

heterosexual-biromantic by HeyLookAPotato September 15, 2017