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Heterosapien 

A Karen who thinks that homosapien means that you’re homosexual.
“Mom, our teacher taught us about homosapiens, did you know that we are homosapiens, both you and me?”
“Oh hell no Timmy, I am a heterosapien and so are you. We are not homosexual.”
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heterosapien 

1. Animal of the Mammalia class and Primate order who walks on two legs, makes decisions with his third and doesn't enjoy sticking his dick in anything that has a Y chromosome.

2. Leader of the erosapiens.
1. Man: Take it, bitch. I'm a heterosapien.
Girl: Oh, yeah, Tom. You're so big.

2. The biker exclaimed, "I'm the head erosapien." The he gargled with a douche.
heterosapien by Heterosapien September 26, 2003

Heterosapien 

Different man, idiot and non-human

Homo sapien means "wise man" in Latin
Hetero is Greek for "different", a mix of Latin and Greek meanings produces "different man", dropping the "wise" part of the term means a heterosapien would be less wise or intelligent than a homosapien. Different from man meaning non-human.
"Some people are heterosapiens..."
"We seem to have discovered a heterosapien."

heterosapien 

heterosapien is a near extinction species consists of real G's.
heterosapiens are distrbuted around the world with no solid evidence of where they originate from.

most notable heterosapiens are Tupac Shakur, Vladimir Putin.
person 1: wanna play fortnite?
person 2: bro, i'm a heterosapien. miss me with that gay shit
heterosapien by 56ab118 January 20, 2021

Pimpdoubt Heterosapien 

A word created to describe Mason.
Pimped + Out = Pimpdoubt
Homosapien - Homo = HeteroSapien.
Mason is the Pimpdoubt Heterosapien

heterosapiosexual 

One who has a preference for intelligence in the opposite sex.
I am a nerdy heterosapiosexual who enjoys intelligent conversation with the opposite sex.

Hetero Sapien 

Someone so straight that they can be classified as an entirely new species, Hetero Sapiens.
If you want to achieve this rank for a girl you must be only sucking dicks
And for guys you have to be only licking vags
karen: hi im hetero sapien
Hetero Sapien by Stupid Af July 23, 2021
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