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1. Animal of the Mammalia class and Primate order who walks on two legs, makes decisions with his third and doesn't enjoy sticking his dick in anything that has a Y chromosome.

2. Leader of the erosapiens.
1. Man: Take it, bitch. I'm a heterosapien.
Girl: Oh, yeah, Tom. You're so big.

2. The biker exclaimed, "I'm the head erosapien." The he gargled with a douche.
by Heterosapien September 26, 2003
Happy St. Patties Day!