Herpes Hot

an extreme level of physical attractiveness where the existence of herpes becomes irrelevant to whether one would engage in sexual intercourse with that person.

I found out that she had herpes, but she is so hot that I still hooked up with her. She's Herpes Hot.

Herpes Hot by numberoneskank April 10, 2012

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Hot Pocket Herpes

The stringy bits of flesh that hang down from the roof of your mouth after having consumed scalding hot food. For oral abrasions caused by the texture of the food, rather than it being hot, use Captain Crunch Mouth.

Jim: Dude, why do you have needle-nosed pliers in your mouth?

Carey: Man, I got a bad case of the hot pocket herpes from those pizza rolls.

Hot Pocket Herpes by Anarchist Quaker June 2, 2009

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Hotpocket Herpes

when you bite into a hotpocket fresh out of the microwave and the cheese dribbles and scaulds your lip leaving a burn resembling herpes

Ryan: Dude!? is that herpes?????
Nathan: Nah bit into a Hotpocket and it burnt me.
Ryan: HA you have Hotpocket herpes!

Hotpocket Herpes by Emobubbles August 18, 2010

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hotdog herpes

When someone cuts off a mans herpes infected penis, then proceeds to eat his penis in a hotdog bun.

You heard what happened to Tim yesterday at the bar? He caught *hotdog herpes*

hotdog herpes by _SirHumble January 4, 2023

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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