Herpely

And adverb you use when you were to do an action while having Herpes

"I ate the food Herpely"

by Herpes10 December 1, 2022

herpel purple

To be a herpel purple, you must be off-the-wall insane, amazing, life-changing, a great friend, real, a sexy beast, and super pretty.

Audrey is such a herpel purple!

by cowabunga:) June 25, 2009

Herpesyphillitus

Every STD combined into one big bonering disease

I heard tom doesnt have much longer, the doctor diagnosed him with herpesyphillitus

by Trevaids edyke and Justdaddy December 10, 2018

herpesyphilaids

A deadly trifecta of the most horrible and common STD’s. Notorious for causing discomfort while urinating, sores or lesions on the male or female genitals and inability to fight off infection.

pronounced - herpe-syphil-aids

Girl 1: Trent might be hot but he is a man whore, I hear he has herpesyphilaids.
Girl 2: Damn, nevermind.

I just got tested for the first time and came back clean; I can't believe don't have herpesyphilaids after college.

by lindy September 22, 2007

Herpily Erpilys

When you have Herpes. Basically, a way to deliver bad news in a light-hearted and humurous ways.

I went to the doctor and he told me that I have a bad case of the Herpily Erpilys because of too much sex.

by Domenica/ Rock It Girl March 3, 2008

herpesyphagonnalegs

when you have bumps and or pimples on your legs that look less than appetizing...

"Did you see that girl over there?"-- random guy
"The blond one?"-- his girlfriend
"Yeah... it looks like she has herpesyphagonnalegs, those bumps dont look like they are supposed to be there"-- random guy ---*looks over at her legs*"Ewww!!! It does she looks nasty." his girlfriend

by urbamcatcher...65 September 9, 2010

Herpety Derp

A word used in the absences of a better word or to minimize awkward-ness or stupidity in various situations.

Also to bring light a situation

Mom got in a car crash... Hepety Derp

I'm so.. Herpety Derp

4+2 = 5- I mean 6... Herpety Derp

by DerpHerpDerpHerp22222211118883 May 22, 2011