A deadly trifecta of the most horrible and common STD’s. Notorious for causing discomfort while urinating, sores or lesions on the male or female genitals and inability to fight off infection.

pronounced - herpe-syphil-aids

Girl 1: Trent might be hot but he is a man whore, I hear he has herpesyphilaids.
Girl 2: Damn, nevermind.

I just got tested for the first time and came back clean; I can't believe don't have herpesyphilaids after college.

herpesyphilaids by lindy September 22, 2007

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Herpily Erpilys

When you have Herpes. Basically, a way to deliver bad news in a light-hearted and humurous ways.

I went to the doctor and he told me that I have a bad case of the Herpily Erpilys because of too much sex.

Herpily Erpilys by Domenica/ Rock It Girl March 3, 2008

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herpesyphagonnalegs

when you have bumps and or pimples on your legs that look less than appetizing...

"Did you see that girl over there?"-- random guy
"The blond one?"-- his girlfriend
"Yeah... it looks like she has herpesyphagonnalegs, those bumps dont look like they are supposed to be there"-- random guy ---*looks over at her legs*"Ewww!!! It does she looks nasty." his girlfriend

herpesyphagonnalegs by urbamcatcher...65 September 9, 2010

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Herpety Derp

A word used in the absences of a better word or to minimize awkward-ness or stupidity in various situations.

Also to bring light a situation

Mom got in a car crash... Hepety Derp

I'm so.. Herpety Derp

4+2 = 5- I mean 6... Herpety Derp

Herpety Derp by DerpHerpDerpHerp22222211118883 May 22, 2011

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