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Herp Alert

A female, primarily in her late teens to early twenties, that has been with so many dudes that you know she has herpes just by looking at her. There are also undefined smells that come along with these looks that further verify the outbreak.
Man, she was totally on herp alert, I smelled her getting undressed
by hanofx May 18, 2011
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HerpAlert

An online, electronic portal that privately offers patients diagnosis and treatment of herpes simplex virus (cold sores and genital herpes). 100% encrypted and secure. Takes less than five minutes. Prescriptions are sent to the pharmacy of the patient's choice.
Yo fam, My date on Friday is straight fire but I might need to go to {HerpAlert} first. Not about spreading that virus.
by Z Cloud October 19, 2017
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Herpaleptic

A human or animal, who, at first, acquires Herpes... but they don’t stop there. Once the Herpes has been accepted by the host, they dive right into being diagnosed with Epilepsy.
My damn Herpaleptic cat is savage. ...I never know if he’s going to Brag about his Herpes, or use his Epilepsy diagnosis as an excuse to take Phenobarbital.
by Blisstastic May 29, 2018
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Herpalerps

Another word for herpes, used specifically to make fun of someones outbreak.
"Oh man, look at Molly's face, she's got the herpalerps all over her mouth."
by Soundwav87 February 18, 2008
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