herkimer 

a village where people are so dumb that they don't even know which war was fought where they live.

"Which war was fought in Herkimer again? Revolutionary or civil?"
"Civil, definitely."
"Are you sure?"
"Oh yeah. Civil."


"Many major battles in the Revolutionary war..NOT THE CIVIL WAR... were fought in and around Herkimer."

herkimer by elevatoroperationkey April 1, 2009

herkimer 

a small town in upstate new york that has nothing exciting or fun. its pretty lame.

herkimer is booooring.

herkimer by herkimerrrr October 18, 2008

herkimer 

a place where nothiiiing exciting EVER happens, except the civil war. forever ago.
the only things to do are go to walmart and coffee bar(bongos place).
the only way you would ever like it here is if youre a civil war buff or drug addict, and even then probably not.
the winters too cold and the summers too hot, just like natale stranges.

"hey where are you from?"

"herkimer"

"where the fuck is that?!"

herkimer by SmartAssWhiteBitches March 31, 2009

Herkimer High School 

Welcome to Herkimer High school located in the rapidly financially declining Herkimer New York. As you walk into this high school you have a good chance of catching a fight in one of our extremely crowded hallways. As you walk into one of our bathrooms you will automatically be hit my the smell of mango juul pods and diarrhea from the school lunches. When you open your stalls you will most likely see at least 5 kids crowded over a toilet doing hardcore drugs. You can meet our staff when you walk into their classrooms and see them having full blown mental breakdowns due to the many idiotic students at Herkimer where many think bullying is a form of humor. You have a good chance of being harassed by many of the students or even flat out ignored by the staff when you ask for help. You will most likely be screwed over by their horrible education system. You will meet many of the teachers who cannot either teach or let alone get along with the students. The wonderful people running the school seem to ignore the requests of the firing of these teachers because they’re too worried of losing money rather than their students well being. Anyway welcome to Herkimer High school where many dreams come to die!

You’re from Herkimer High school wow you must be retarded!

Herkimer High School by I<3NewYork July 19, 2019

Herkimer, New York

Herkimer is a town full of crack heads, a lot of HCCC asian kids, and pot heads. Herkimer is the most boring town. The only thing to do in herkimer is to vape and smoke weed. There are more fast food places than stores. The school is pretty chill, but that’s it.

Wanna come over?

Where do you live?

Herkimer, New York

I’ll pass.

Herkimer, New York by ShittiestTownsAround May 20, 2019

herkimer college 

Herkimer colleg is located in the village of Herkimer which is located in the town of herkimer. Which is located in the county of Herkimer. their mascot is General Herkimer and they selll Herkimer mugs and Herkimer T-shirts at the college book store. See definition of herkimer

Its so cold at herkimer college, I wish it wasnt awalys snowing!

herkimer college by TheTrainGuy February 5, 2018

Herkimer Elementary

Herkimer elementary is a school full of germs little kids who can’t stop getting people sick. The teachers are assholes and the staff can’t do anything. Bullying? Oh no can’t do anything about it. Funny didn’t finish his lunch? EXPELLED. The staff sucks and you get sick every day

You go to herkimer elementary? Man your an asshole!

Herkimer Elementary by Katie c*cksucker July 1, 2020