The act of begging for money on the internet while simultaneously making as many excuses as possible explaining why you cannot get a job. This act is usually carried out by a 40 year old man with long, gray, wizard-like hair, living in a college dorm, and showing a peculiar infatuation with Fleshlights. An insatiable appetite for Beefaroni and gyros is implied.

I'm so sick of doing scutwork. I should just log on to Facebook and do some john henrying instead.

john henrying by Beefaroni Teates May 4, 2014

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Henrying

Word used towards a person who acts like he has a life of luxury and feels superior to others.

- Loco quiero comprarme esa cartera LV de 500 dólares

- Estás henrying ahí ya como 500 va seguí

Henrying by TheWil November 15, 2019

Henrying

Henrying

Henrying is the act of leaning on something with the opposite hand on your hip. It was popularized by French footballer Thierry Henry after scoring a goal against Huston Dynamo early September, 2013.

Steps to Henrying:

1. Lean on something, anything.

2. Opposite hand on hip.

3. One leg planted, other leg crossed, toe pointing downward.

4. Head down toward the ground.

Mike: Do you see that guy over there? What's he doing?

Bill: It looks like he's Henrying.

Henrying by Jamabes September 23, 2013

Henrying

When you spend so much time looting in game, that you lose track of what's going on. Pulling a Henry, or Henrying will leave your team to continue on as if you had already died.

"Where's Carl?"
"Oh, forget Carl, he's Henrying."

Henrying by EddibleOne January 25, 2019

Henrying

Making up new definitions for words

"why is John calling the chair a goose?"
"Oh, he's henrying"

Henrying by CactusSpin October 12, 2022

WILL HENRYING

Being shitfaced, harrassing, and sexually assaulting women.

"Bro did you see that poor girl trying to dance?" "Yeah that guy was Will Henrying her all night."

WILL HENRYING by GuyThatKnowTho November 27, 2023

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026