Hennething

–noun hen-ee-thing :

The resulting activities and behaviors a person (woman) will engage in after becoming drunk off of Hennessy; cognac product of Jas Hennessy & Co.

I know she seems uptight now, but shes never tried this shit! Gimme half an hour with her and me, an this bottle of Henney will get her to do just about Hennething.

by almostandalways November 27, 2010

Hennything

One of many things lame-ass tools say to sound funny or clever but really sound like attention-seeking alcoholics. Stated in the presence and influence of Hennessy.

Teen: Alright! You brought liquor to the party! Oooh! It's Hennessy! Woot! It's going to be a real party! It's gonna get wild! Hennything is possible!

Just turned 21: Just...don't. Just don't. You sound lame as fuck. It was fucking cringe-worthy. I feel embarrassed for you.

by The Anticlown September 27, 2017

Hegsething

To fail at the proper form required for physical fitness or exercise of any kind. Also, to lie or brag about how much weight you can lift or press.

I knew Pete was Hegsething when he swung the kettlebell between his legs too low to the ground.

by Nonalcoholic March 7, 2026

Hegsething

To do an exercise with the wrong or improper physical form. Also, to lie or brag about how much weight you can move.

I knew Pete was Hegsething when I saw him swinging a kettlebell between his legs too close to the ground.

by Nonalcoholic March 7, 2026