The most interesting person you'll ever meet. He is very good looking and amazingly talented. Henao is generally awesome at everything you can never beat him. He is just too good. He is a sex god sent down to earth to releive women of their sexual urges and pleasures.
by micknnnom August 14, 2017
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Naomi: does your day suck?
Noah: yeah it really does
Naomi: you should hang out with henok he will definitely brighten your day with a laughter
Noah: yeah it really does
Naomi: you should hang out with henok he will definitely brighten your day with a laughter
by #unpretentious June 10, 2020
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A great mind comes with a matching physical vessel to wield his etherial power. He dons a navy blue armour that embraces his voluptuous figure (dat ass tho). Legends say he has engraved the very words of textbook on his glistening herd of flesh residing at the back of his head.
Heno is a world-renowned waffler. The particular type of waffler he is a concise waffler. Heno teaches us his crispy knowledge through waffle. Waffling is a desirable trait many people look for in their significant other.
Heno has without a doubt has mastered the art of roasting. He is a renaissance. He teaches of how "there's an art to it".
A great mind comes with a matching physical vessel to wield his etherial power. He dons a navy blue armour that embraces his voluptuous figure (dat ass tho). Legends say he has engraved the very words of textbook on his glistening herd of flesh residing at the back of his head.
Heno is a world-renowned waffler. The particular type of waffler he is a concise waffler. Heno teaches us his crispy knowledge through waffle. Waffling is a desirable trait many people look for in their significant other.
Heno has without a doubt has mastered the art of roasting. He is a renaissance. He teaches of how "there's an art to it".
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by thedisciplesofheno2 May 10, 2019
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by catnoirisyes October 6, 2020
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My friend was recently attacked by Ahenobarbus Henocied on Facebook, and was sent very violent images. Hopefully his therapist can help him out.
by MrTengoku August 29, 2016
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Saying "those dialysis machine really take it out of you" is a coplete hensonism.
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CNN captioned its story about the tsunami as “Braking News”
I was watching "The Universe" on TV. An astronomer and a geologist where talking about how the Moon is thought to be geologically inert and one said, “if they found volcanic activity on the Moon it would be ground braking.”
“It wasn’t the career I wanted but being a waitress allowed me to put food on the table”
“I forgot one key thing” Said referring to the forgotten car keys.
General Norman Schwarzkopf was being interviewed by a television anchor woman and when he was unwilling to make a precise response she said “what do you think, generally speaking.”
Other hensonisms:
CNN captioned its story about the tsunami as “Braking News”
I was watching "The Universe" on TV. An astronomer and a geologist where talking about how the Moon is thought to be geologically inert and one said, “if they found volcanic activity on the Moon it would be ground braking.”
“It wasn’t the career I wanted but being a waitress allowed me to put food on the table”
“I forgot one key thing” Said referring to the forgotten car keys.
General Norman Schwarzkopf was being interviewed by a television anchor woman and when he was unwilling to make a precise response she said “what do you think, generally speaking.”
by Gwendalin 568 June 2, 2010
Get the hensonism mug."hey freaks!, welcome to the distorted view daily podcast. im your host tim henson, the media darling."
by tom peters July 1, 2005
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