Hemmil

Smelly Pakistani boy who has no friends, smells like cheese when legs are opened, usually small penis with hairy bush. Never bathes and goes commando on a regular basis. Parents are usually camels and a hemmil is usually into bestiality and severe masturbation. He may go by the name Alec.
Also has a flappy vagina.

Dude when this kid was walking his vagina was flapping he must be a hemmil.

Dude when this kid was walking his vagina was flapping he must be a hemmil.

Hemmil by Go fuck yo mother joshua jack December 11, 2010

hemily

A gorgeous girl with a a fascinating but curious personality. Usually born in an exotic place. Females with his names also love to Love to smile. :)

You know that beautiful girl? Yes, that's Hemily

hemily by anferortis September 7, 2011

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Hemily

Simply a combination of the names 'Hellen' and 'Emily', where applicable.

Pauly: Who are going with to the club?

Cassandra: Hemily I guess.

Hemily by Albert Miaskovsky May 4, 2004

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Hummily

Use your imagination ;D
Works for anythang.

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Hummm'd

Jennifer and Christa were sexxing Hummily.

Hummily by Jennifuh Day Hefnidale January 20, 2010

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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