Hell Balls

When it becomes so obnoxiously hot that your balls sag well beyond the normal sack stretch threshold. This normally occurs on extremely hot and humid days.

Ugh, my balls are sticking to both my legs as I waddle across this steaming parking lot.
Nasty, you got hell balls.

by Bennytheboss July 13, 2011

Shit Fuck Damn Piss Hell Balls On Chin

Used for relieving excruciating pain after experiencing a catastrophic shin-to-coffee-table injury or other similar anatomical disasters. Usually hollered very loud.

OW OW OW Shit Fuck Damn Piss Hell Balls On Chin.
Who put that table there?

by imahottentot June 21, 2010

hell ass balls

A string of expletives used in place of fuck or hell to generate various amusing results.

Hans: Look! They have a playground at our hotel! We should play monkey in the sand!

Ben: What the hell ass balls is monkey in the sand?

by Fordskis October 21, 2013

hellball

A lowball so low that the only place left for it to go, is straight to hell.

"Did you get the job?"
"I got hellballed on the offer"
"What! How low did they go?"
"It was 5x less than what I made straight out of college"

by iykyk&rnidk May 1, 2020

Hellball

A person shooting a ball of Raging bullets in an online game like counter-strike WCS or Quake, having an announcer call out "Wicked Sick!".

Bull_Spray is a hellball!

by Bull_Spray August 11, 2009

hellballz

When you stick ur balls in icyhot!

i did the hellballz challenge and now my balls hurt

by Rizznakky February 16, 2017