Hell Balls

When it becomes so obnoxiously hot that your balls sag well beyond the normal sack stretch threshold. This normally occurs on extremely hot and humid days.

Ugh, my balls are sticking to both my legs as I waddle across this steaming parking lot.
Nasty, you got hell balls.

Hell Balls by Bennytheboss July 13, 2011

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Shit Fuck Damn Piss Hell Balls On Chin

Used for relieving excruciating pain after experiencing a catastrophic shin-to-coffee-table injury or other similar anatomical disasters. Usually hollered very loud.

OW OW OW Shit Fuck Damn Piss Hell Balls On Chin.
Who put that table there?

Shit Fuck Damn Piss Hell Balls On Chin by imahottentot June 21, 2010

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Related Words

Shit Fuck Damn Piss Hell Balls On Chin • hell ass balls • Hellball • hellballz • Hell • Hell Hole • Hell's Angels • Hell Week • hell naw • hell nah

hell ass balls

A string of expletives used in place of fuck or hell to generate various amusing results.

Hans: Look! They have a playground at our hotel! We should play monkey in the sand!

Ben: What the hell ass balls is monkey in the sand?

hell ass balls by Fordskis October 21, 2013

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hellball

A lowball so low that the only place left for it to go, is straight to hell.

"Did you get the job?"
"I got hellballed on the offer"
"What! How low did they go?"
"It was 5x less than what I made straight out of college"

hellball by iykyk&rnidk May 1, 2020

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Hellball

A person shooting a ball of Raging bullets in an online game like counter-strike WCS or Quake, having an announcer call out "Wicked Sick!".

Bull_Spray is a hellball!

Hellball by Bull_Spray August 11, 2009

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hellballz

When you stick ur balls in icyhot!

i did the hellballz challenge and now my balls hurt

hellballz by Rizznakky February 16, 2017

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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