The act of waking a woman up by violentely swinging your penis in her face in a counter-clockwise/clickwise circular motion, while screaming in your best Arnold Schwarzenegger impression "GET TO THE CHOPPA!"
After John gave Susan a Helicopter Ride he made her a portuguese breakfast and then she was off to work.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.