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Helicopter Ride

The act of waking a woman up by violentely swinging your penis in her face in a counter-clockwise/clickwise circular motion, while screaming in your best Arnold Schwarzenegger impression "GET TO THE CHOPPA!"
After John gave Susan a Helicopter Ride he made her a portuguese breakfast and then she was off to work.
Helicopter Ride by G stein April 11, 2008

Helicopter ride

Giving someone a helicopter ride is the act of spinning around in circles while riding on someone's penis or strap-on device.
Person 1: I want to give you a helicopter ride!

Person 2: sounds hot. Been too long since I've had me a good ole helicopter ride.
Helicopter ride by Anarcho-Raver November 6, 2017

California Helicopter Ride

A homosexual act whereas one man will ride another man and by gyrating his hips, windmill his erect penis.
Bill gave Ted that California Helicopter ride, now hes obsessed with him.

helicopter rides

to swing your cock in a circular motion.
i teased her with helicopter rides so she could check out my junk.
helicopter rides by dagodav July 14, 2006
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026