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Helicopter poop

In a public restroom with toilet stalls, one stands on top of the walls of stall. Then making sure they have aligned their asshole with the water in the toilet they drop a bomb. There is also a variation in which the pooper deploys diarrhea, this is called operation rolling thunder.
Dude, there was nobody in the restroom so i took a helicopter poop and there was major splash back.
Helicopter poop by shit-squad April 2, 2011

Poor Man's Helicopter 

Known in the skiing world as a snowmobile. Used primarily by the over worked and underpaid Ski Instructor and, also by skiing white trash to access the back country.
Joe: We gonna take the heli to get back to that awesome chute?

Billy: Nah man I got some poor man's helicopters to get up back there. It will be way more fun.

Joe: Sweet man, lets go shred!

helicopterooge 

(HELL-UH-KOP-TUHR-OOGE)a sex position in which a loft bed or bunk bed is required.. the giver jumps off and does a helicopter-like spin onto the receiver. Many believe it was invented somewhere in the rustic parts in the netherlands in the early 20th centurly. Many couples enjoy helicopterooges to this day
I helicopterooged her via my new loft bed. I missed :(

Helicopterooges are a good way for a couple to bond

I helicopterooged your mother last night
helicopterooge by wankstaA January 10, 2010

Helicopterphobia 

When you're a little bitch
Chris has helicopterphobia and heard a helicopter and ran inside faster than a midget getting shot through a canon at those outdoor Mexican fiesta grill-outs you see at your local forest preserve
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026