Definitions by NickTheKid

Heldius 

Another word for retard.

Dude you sold 1v1 your such a heldius.

Heldius by NickTheKid May 9, 2021

heldius 

When you have a nice beverage after eating a 400 pound women

Luke:Dude im so tired i need a drink

Liam:Dude you just had sex with a 400 year old women, thats a heldius

heldius by NickTheKid May 9, 2021

heldius 

When you penetrate a women over 400 pounds

Dan: Dude i just penetrated a fat cow
Nick: Dang dude thats a heldius

heldius by NickTheKid May 9, 2021