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1. as close to perfect as humanly possible
2. pure
3. home, a haven


"he's the best person I know."

"is he a Heitz?"
heitz by callie jo March 11, 2008
Words you can keep
The action of diving and turning into a frontflip underwater.
"Heitz!", "Are you gonna heitz into the water?", :I just heitzed it into the water"
Heitz by HeitzMan June 27, 2023
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Heitz Hall 

Often referred to the Hall that is ghetto, but it is the best dorm to live in on campus. Although it often lacks amenities Heitz is that Hall that creates lasting friendships. It is also across from the student center so it has easy access to food in Cafe Bradley
Man dawg, Heitz Hall is ghetto but all my friends live there!
Heitz Hall by adhfakdjfl; January 2, 2008

Heitz Hall 

Oldest and smallest dorm building at Bradley University in Peoria, Illinois.

Often lacks amenities, such as water, heat, Internet, electricity.

Has no elevator or air conditioning.

Produces close friendships.
I live in Heitz Hall. This week, we don't have insert amenity here.
Heitz Hall by Misty April 26, 2004

Heitz effect 

When a work bro becomes funnier after getting a job elsewhere.
Damn Heitz effect in action, he got so much funnier.
Heitz effect by Odin1555 January 21, 2021

da Heitz 

To do something toally cool or be in complete charge of a situation. To be above question or another's authority.
Man did you see that guy in the meeting? He was totally da Heitz! They all shut up did whatever he told them.
da Heitz by Tim Rogowski January 29, 2009
best and most sexy guy that will ever exist in genshin. he's the love of my life. he's the best at everything. he is an amazing detective that can rail me so bad and i'd never object against it. i'd let him invite me to his place anytime for whatever he wants to do with me.
friend: have you heard of heizou from genshin?
me: yeah, i love him so much. i went to his place last night. my heizou <3
Heizou <3 by heizou's love December 20, 2022
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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