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smartest and most successful detective of the tenryou commision, also known as kaedehara kazuha's boyfriend. he has two hands so he's my boyfriend as well.
me: look at these handcuffs heizou put on me aren't they cute
person: pls get help.
Heizou by gorouscumslut July 19, 2022
A really silly guy from genshin. He is so skrunkuky and silly, he’s also very hot oml. He’s a silly detective he can arrest me if he wants 😻
Person 1: “heizou is so cute and hot”

Person 2: “ikr I love him”
Heizou by Hiko!! September 24, 2023
my baby, i love him so much, hes my absolute favorite character from genshin. i dont know what got into me when i saw him but i knew. not i knew. I WAS FUCKING BLESSED when i first saw him. i swear he has been my baby ever since i first got him and no one will ever EVER be better.
Person 1: who do you like, kin, main, love, is your favorite from genshin?

me: heizou.
Heizou. by taliaiaiaia May 31, 2024
best and most sexy guy that will ever exist in genshin. he's the love of my life. he's the best at everything. he is an amazing detective that can rail me so bad and i'd never object against it. i'd let him invite me to his place anytime for whatever he wants to do with me.
friend: have you heard of heizou from genshin?
me: yeah, i love him so much. i went to his place last night. my heizou <3
Heizou <3 by heizou's love December 20, 2022

heizou'd 

You got rickrolled/jumpscared/cockblocked by that Heizou primogem code in the Genshin Impact 2.8 Twitch livestream when they finally revealed Sumeru.
Person A: Hey, wanna see something cool?
Person B: Yeah, sure.
Person A: *plays a video and in the middle of it the Heizou primogem comes out of nowhere* GET HEIZOU'D!!
Person B: FUCK
heizou'd by SUdonym. July 7, 2022

Shikanoin heizou 

Shikanoin Heizou is a upcoming and or playable character (based on when you’re reading this) in genshin impact!

He’s the Tenryou commission self proclaimed detective and is mentioned by a few other characters such as Thoma, Ayaka, Kokomi, Sara, and Gorou!

He’s often said to be unique, a hard person to get along with, and disliked. This mostly comes from his investigation work as he has his own way of doing his investigation process and it’s also said that his older sibling hopes nobody gets hurt in the process so maybe that’s another reason why the people of Inazuma may not like Heizou.

One final thing about Heizou is how he’s known for his rebellious behavior and often puts his goals in front of his actual work.

He’s also mostly known for going sightseeing at watatsumi island and as a result being called weird for it.
“Who tf is Shikanoin Heizou”
Shikanoin heizou by Heizousbff December 30, 2021
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