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1. n. The pre-meditated, organized robbery of a bank, shop, warehouse or other location

2. v. To steal any item, to take something which does not belong to you.
1. Pauly and Slim Jim planned the bank heist weeks in advance.

2. Someone heisted my car radio and all my c-d's last time I parked on that street.
heist by the pope June 8, 2004
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Pronunciation: \hīst\
Function: Verb

To successfully execute a highly strategic, meticulously planned mission, led by a diverse, specialized tiger team of experts in efforts to gain, or regain something of tremendous value.
Example Sentences:

The rapidly growing Washington, DC-based, creative fast company helped clients heist the best of their brands, marketing efforts, events and talent, then transformed them into something priceless.
Heist by SHI Live April 26, 2014
Pronunciation: \hīst\
Function: Verb

To successfully execute a highly strategic, meticulously planned, mission led by a diverse, specialized tiger team of experts in efforts to gain, or regain something of tremendous value.
Example Sentences:

The rapidly growing Washington, DC-based fast company helped clients heist the best of their brands, marketing efforts, events and talent, and transform them into something priceless.
Heist by SHI Live April 26, 2014
A verb used to denote that one had sexual relations with another but leaves out the details. Sexy, but leaves out intimate details leaving listeners wanting more. Mysterious sexual adventures. Comes from German.
"Dude, i totally heisted that awesome hot girl last night. Did you get any?"
heist by Stevie Castillo August 30, 2007

Heist Dinner 

1. Shoplifting enough goods to make yourself dinner out of your pilfered food

2. Shoplifting twice as much inventory as a buddy who is also shoplifting at the same time as you.
Comes from the Halo 3 term "Steak Dinner"
John and Jacob stole three pizzas from their local convenience store, thus they earned themselves a heist dinner
Heist Dinner by Heist me a river March 12, 2009

Loud night heist

Let's get loud night heisting! Are you ready?

The Great Hoodie Heist 

A term used to refer to getting ones hoodie back from a thot.
Person: "Bro I left my hoodie at Mae's house, I'm gonna have to pull The Great Hoodie Heist."
Person 2: "Do it brah."
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