Heimster

An unusual person in ones life that gives off a stench worse than words can even describe. A Heimster also one who runs towards their dreams and trips and fall on their faces.

Heimster tried to get pussy again man its unbelievable

Heimster by uggabugga2014 March 18, 2024

Heistermination 

When you shoplift the entire inventory of one single type of item at your local convenience store.

Comes from the Halo term "Extermination"

Snoop: "Dude I just took all the blue airheads"
Spam: "Damn, you just got a heistermination"

Heistermination by Heistmeariver March 11, 2009

Heister 

A Halo 3 player from the popular forum Eve-Films. He is widely known for getting Halo 3 custom games together, and having kids join right away because Heister is in the game. He is also known for raging in custom games as well. Usually from people shooting his dead body with a Mauler five times.

Dude, Evasive just pulled a Heister.

God damn, he pulled a Heister, we're going to need another person for customs.

Heister by Eve-Films July 29, 2010

himsters

The loyal followers of the band HIM not to be confused with a bamtard. himsters actually like the band. not because bam margera does. Himsters are often part of fanclubs and so on.

Himsters are the real HIM fans. bamtards are not.

himsters by Underxthexrose November 30, 2005

root-heister 

(noun) Slang term for any medication, usually referring to a pill or capsule, that is used to overcome erectile dysfunction. Examples include sildenafil/Viagra, tadalafil/Cialis, and vardenafil/Levitra. Sometimes referred more crudely as "hard-on pills", root-heisters are definitely in demand and sell briskly in the black market alongside heroin, cocaine, and any other illicit drug, with one diamond-shaped Viagra pill fetching $10 each at the time of this writing.

Kevin didn't like how Betsy would verbally emasculate him in the bedroom, mocking his stamina, his endurance..his fuckin' manhood, man!!!! No, tonight that brawny bitch was gonna get hers, she was gonna eat her words......and HIS HARD-AS-A-TOTEM-POLE COCK that Kevin intended to pummel her big, broad dirty butt with, thanks to some root-heisters he had scored off of D.I. No doubt about it, Kevin was prepared for war and was going to WHOOP THAT ASS!!! He had better, as D.I. charged him a top-dollar price for the top-shelf root-heister brand, Viagra, the "Rolls-Royce of root-heisters" as he had been told. D.I. was the go-to guy when it came to hard-on medicine, having a stranglehold on the market, and known as a type of 'miracle-worker' when it came to soft-peter and defying the laws of gravity.

root-heister by Nikki Stixx February 18, 2022

Newbie Heister 

A cool roblox notoriety youtuber

Person 1: What is a newbie heister
Person 2: I dont really know, what is it?
Person 3: Its your mom lolz

Newbie Heister by NoMik September 25, 2023

heister 

A basketball player who shoots often even though their tendency is to miss the shots that they take. A heister has a shooter's mentality but not a shooter's ability.

Once Ricky Davis got the ball, I knew it was going up. He is a heister.

heister by Tank Miller December 29, 2007