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Heide Ho 

A girl or woman who appears to have her shit together on the outside--educated, average/or pretty, fit, church-going, volunteers, staple of girlfriends. But on the inside, she dates married men, flirts with her girlfriends' men, and is often looking for a sugar-daddy to use...Heidi (exterior) Ho (self-explanatory).
I just booted my girlfriend (insert name here) from my life because I realized that she was a Heide Ho.
Heide Ho by Thouston299 September 5, 2010
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Heidi Ho 

When an African-American female starts acting like a Valley Girl.
Be'atch, you Heidi Ho me one more time with that "whatever" attitude, and I be taken it to the jungle with you.
Heidi Ho by Mishpuka August 8, 2010
The extra amount of cologne that an urban guy will wear to cover up the smell of his girlfriend from his wife.
Just got to tab on some extra ho hide so the wife don't find out!
ho hide by Iben Wakenoff November 30, 2016

Heidehoes 

noun.

Chronic inability to fall asleep or remain asleep for an adequate length of time.
It is used to describe the severity of the sleeping disorder, isnomnia. Symptoms may include cravings for bell peppers.
Man, i have a bad case of the heidehoes!

Heidi the Hoe 

A loose woman otherwise known as a SLUT. Found roaming the streets of Tamworth, terrorising 18th parties searching for young boys to rape. Enjoys her arse hole fingered by a STUMP.
Underage male child: "Oh look mama its Heidi the Hoe"
Mother: "Stay awa from that SLUT unless you want CHLAMYDIA"
Heidi the Hoe by Sarah Brittain August 23, 2009

Hide a Hoe 

Seattle, Washington

Hide A Hoe

The type of man who's girl friends are un-attractive, so un-attractive in fact that they rarely, if ever, to showcase their defective product in public.

We're talking, waiting till the room mates fall asleep to sneak her in the back door ugly. What makes a person a hide a ho is their dedication to continuously hiding their cock pockets.
"We heard you sneakin that girl into room last night, captain Hide a Hoe."
Hide a Hoe by Osama Been Laughin March 30, 2009

hide the hole 

a game which involves making a hole in a wall and trying to cover it up with various objects such as posters or furniture.
after sean was pushed into the wall, him and francis dee had to play hide the hole before sean's roommate found out and beat his ass
hide the hole by db danger February 20, 2011
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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