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Heidehoes

noun.

Chronic inability to fall asleep or remain asleep for an adequate length of time.
It is used to describe the severity of the sleeping disorder, isnomnia. Symptoms may include cravings for bell peppers.
Man, i have a bad case of the heidehoes!
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hedgehoes

just like hedgehogs but girls decided to be quirky so they called themselves hedgehoes to be different💅
a hedgehoe is a hoe that doesn't shave and has a literal hedge and doesn't feel any shame about it whatsoever
hedgehoes also usually like oral sex regardless of the munch who's eating it getting her long thick pubes in his mouth

also guys why the fuck is watermelon sugar still trending for me
bob: she looks so cute gives he an innocent vibe
brad: this is not part of the conversation but who the fuck names their child brad
lee: idk man kinda looks like a hedgehoe

# hedgehoes
by revivecreampie February 2, 2023
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Herehoes

ADJECTIVE:

DEF: "Hoes that are here now."
ORIG: (Street talk) (Crackhouse terminology)
EXAMPLE:

D: I'm horny, anything to fuck?!

S: there are some Herehoes laying around somewhere in de house. Get yo ass up and fuck one!

D: I already fucked dem Herehoes! I want to fuck NEW hoes!

S: Well, too fucken bad, all we got now are some Herehoes! So quit your holleran for hoes! LAzy ass mutha fucka!
by wordsmithRAVEN April 21, 2018
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