Heefs

Frustration attained from the stupidity of others. Either from them holding you up or screwing up something you did properly.

Alternative: Heefed up. Heefing. On the heefs.

"Yo. The IT department took 3 hours to migrate my email account. I just rebooted and I STILL can't send messages. They giving me the heefs over here."

"Man, my girl got me heefed. I had all my stuff laid out like I like it and when I got home from work, she changed it all up."

by kepjl20 September 21, 2011

heefing

Present participle of heef.

"heef," noun: penile flatulence, i.e., air emitted from the penis through the urethra.

"heef," verb: to emit penile flatulence.

Synomyms: quofe, cockqueef, dick fart.

Etymology: "he" (male pronoun) + queef.

After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but ended up heefing at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.

by fauxbourdon December 05, 2005

heef

noun: penile flatulence, i.e., air emitted from the penis through the urethra.

verb: to emit penile flatulence.

Synomyms: quofe, cockqueef, dick fart.

Etymology: "he" (male pronoun) + queef.

After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly heef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.

by fauxbourdon December 05, 2005

heef

The flesh of a homosapian ie."human beef".

1 A:what would ya like fer suppa,dweeb?
B:HEEF!!!!!!!!
2Wow,just lookin at yer fat,tender arms makes my mouth water for heef!

by ACkiddo110 December 02, 2006

heef

To smoke marijuana in any way shape or form.

Let's go buy a blunt at the gas station and heef some of this tree I just picked up.

by Brosti July 14, 2005

Heef

Number 2 of yinns language.. unknown meaning

HEEF!!!

Heef

by Yinndalin September 02, 2022

heef

a screwd up child named shyla who has no friends and is a prep

ur a heef

by sum1 ur not July 28, 2003