Heese
Those heese are very majestic.
Heese by toxic_love July 26, 2016
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Heese
Pronunciation: /hi s/ ("hees")
Noun (plural)
More than one horse; the collective plural form of horse.
(Informal, humorous, or neo-English) A proposed irregular plural of horse, analogous to geese being the plural of goose.
Noun (plural)
More than one horse; the collective plural form of horse.
(Informal, humorous, or neo-English) A proposed irregular plural of horse, analogous to geese being the plural of goose.
Heese by The Cabbage Bear July 30, 2026
Heese
Noun (plural)
More than one horse; the collective plural form of horse.
(Informal, humorous, or neo-English) A proposed irregular plural of horse, analogous to geese being the plural of goose.
More than one horse; the collective plural form of horse.
(Informal, humorous, or neo-English) A proposed irregular plural of horse, analogous to geese being the plural of goose.
The farmer led three heese into the paddock before sunset.
A herd of magnificent heese galloped across the plains.
A herd of magnificent heese galloped across the plains.
Heese by The Cabbage Bear July 30, 2026
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