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Heebowing

When you get down on one knee to pick up a small piece of change.
Oh that lady just dropped a penny. Look at Goldstein over there heebowing.
by Big Stoke December 17, 2011
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Heebing

Heebing is the process of charging interest on anything lent.

If you let a friend borrow a movie, you charge him interest.

If you let your girlfriend borrow some money, you charge her interest.

Etc.

The collection of interest due takes many forms; sex, drugs, rock n roll, none of which were invented by Heebs, just privatized by them.
Prostitution was invented back in the Old Days when Jews (Heebs) figured out how to charge interest for sex.

This is known as Heebing.
by Jacques Asse March 19, 2010
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Peebowing

When a boy or man kneels (tebowing style) at a concert or sporting event to pee out the leg of his shorts.
Is he tebowing? No he is peebowing
by Nerds July 27, 2012
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Heebing

Defined As Being Idiots or The Action Of Making Random Crap Go Down A Hill, It can also mean a getaway on a Crazy Cart.
That guy was Heebing a skateboard so fast
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Teebowing

Alot like Planking, but you do it with a football in your left hand, as to imitate Broncos quarterback, Tim Teebow, after a sack.
Guy 1: Planking was so 2011.
Guy 2: Whats going to be 2012?
Guy 1: Teebowing!
by Ogmikebone November 3, 2011
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Heebing

To complain about a thing or event from the past, which is directly, or greatly responsible, for the majority of things which the complainer benefits from in the present
1) in liberal arts class at the state university, Stacey had to write a paper criticizing colonialism. Although very busy with yoga class, dinner and drinks with friends, posting workout photos to social media, and placing Uber eats and amazon orders, she managed to get it done. Although I wouldn't bother reading her essay, I'm sure she was heebing a whole lot throughout.
2) jimmy was very critical of corporations, yet it was his uncle who's worked at Nintendo who paid his way through school and bribed the judge to make his DUI go away. jimmy, however, couldn't piece it all together. And so jimmy went in heebing about the system. And still does till this day.
by UrbanJogger November 30, 2023
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