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Heejee-weejee
A handjob from a very tall girl. Usually results in chaffing, blueballs, and general regret. Keystone Light can be used as a lubricant.
Alex "Hey bro, last night I got a Heejee-weejee from this tall chick!"
Sam "How was it?"
Alex "It sucked, I could have done better myself. Now my dick is chaffed."
Sam "How was it?"
Alex "It sucked, I could have done better myself. Now my dick is chaffed."
Heejee-weejee by Yellow Steak August 31, 2010
Related Words
HeeJoe • Heejeong • Heejeebeejee • Heejee-weejee • heejer • Heejong • heeloe • hee joo • hee jae • HEE HOE
Heejae
my best friend, he is funny and smart. he also pulls bare shordys, he has a gf. he is really shy at first but once you get to know him he is hella nice. also he is a teachers pet to all asian teachers. he can also be kind of stupid but in a good way.
he is such a heejae
Heejae by me12345678912345678910 May 15, 2019
heejer
Heejoo
Heejoo is a girl of many talents. She is very work-driven and knows what she wants in life. She is an absolute caring person and a loyal partner at heart. Looking for a ride or die, she wants men 6 feet or taller with a tsundere-type personality—anything else will not suit her distinguished taste. Also, bonus points for looks and toned muscles too. She is hilarious but knows when not to play games. Although shy, she has the best conversations and knows her ways around bullshit. Once she warms up to you, she is a true queen and the best girl to fall in love with. Heejoo can slay.
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