heejer

a handjob, derived from "HJ"

If you're not gonna swallow, you might as well just give a heejer instead

by kaputtz November 16, 2022

hejer

Hejer the most beautiful woman in the world, the greatest mother, an hardworking person, the sweetest, the strongest and a Warring woman, very loving I can’t imagine life without her she is really someone that you need in your life

I’m so lucky with her in my life!
who is that hard-working woman? That’s hejer!

Mehn she’s so strong

by Shenchoum January 23, 2018

Blue Heeler

A specific breed of the Australian cattle dog. This breed is known for its herding abilities.

Blue heelers are the smartest dogs around! Although they are intelligent, they are also defiant.

by s. erwin August 6, 2007

heefer

A large cow or a big nasty bitch.

Damn, Check that ho Candy yo! That bitch is a heefer!

by Rob Lussier September 25, 2006

heebery

n.: a derogatory term describing an act of cheapness, greed, or selfishness; often associated with jewbag.

"What the hell, Harvey, you have an entire bag of candy and I can only have two pieces? HEEBERY!"

-or-

Mona eyed quite a lot of designer bags at the free spaghetti supper, and began to suspect heebery.

by Emmy Foofoo May 6, 2008

Heejee-weejee

A handjob from a very tall girl. Usually results in chaffing, blueballs, and general regret. Keystone Light can be used as a lubricant.

Alex "Hey bro, last night I got a Heejee-weejee from this tall chick!"

Sam "How was it?"

Alex "It sucked, I could have done better myself. Now my dick is chaffed."

by Yellow Steak August 31, 2010

Heeber

A mystical chant with no proper meaning, used generally in a group and chanted several times, in the dark (preferably the woods) to conjure spirits

Susan: Heeber Heeber!
Bob: Heeber heeber!

*ghost summons*

by Susan1285 August 30, 2010