Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Darkhumour666

Hectum

Something so extremely hectic it is viscerally felt in the rectum.

“Can’t believe Brad took that pegging from his missus with that 10,000 rpm rotating vibrator”. “Took it like a champ though man, so hectum!”

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A combination of hectic and rectum to amplify the gravity of a situation.

“Geez it was hectum that he took that 11000rpm two stroke dildo straight in the hoop”. “Yep took it like a champ!”

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A combination of hectic and rectum to amplify the gravity of a situation.

“Geez it was hectum that he took that 11000rpm two stroke dildo straight in the hoop”. “Yep took it like a champ!”

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A combination of hectic and rectum to amplify the gravity of a situation.

“Geez it was hectum that he took that 11000rpm two stroke dildo straight in the hoop”. “Yep took it like a champ!”

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