hecturing

The act of simultaneously lecturing and hectoring someone at the same time.

I met this vegan last night. They wouldn't stop hecturing me about how awful eating meat is and how virtuous they are with their plant-based eating.

hecturing by DanimalLondon May 1, 2018

Lecturing

Being open and sharing becomes lecturing when you're talking to somebody who wasn't looking for your level of openness, which seems like hypocrisy. Like everyone else, the person you're told you're lecturing is a hypocrite too.

Stop lecturing me, I don't let my friends see my butt hurt in public, you're the butt hurt one!

Lecturing by Solid Mantis February 8, 2018

Hectoring 

Hectoring is when someone uses a bullying tone to give direction. An aggressive way of telling someone what to do.

Matt: "Mrs Brown was hectoring me so much today about handing in the assignment."
Sam: "Mate, you should just hand it in, save yourself from hearing her go on and on about it."

Hectoring by TheDefinitionHero April 6, 2015

heckering 

When you proceed to drink so much you start making up new words.

Oh crap, he's heckering right now.. just made up some word called kipe.

heckering by NrdPmp November 3, 2013

hectoring 

When someone lashes and is more grouchy than happy for the smallest of things, a person who is hectoring usually shuts themselves off from the outside world after having a rant or tantrum. The Act of hectoring is also how quickly a person can get upset and how abruptly their tone of voice goes from calm to angry in a matter of seconds.

Roommate 1: Hey, I forgot to take the trash out today, sorry dude.
Roommate 2: WHAT THE HELL, YOU KNOW HOW IMPORTANT THAT IS!!!
Roommate 1: I said sorry dude, I completely forgot.
Roommate 2: I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT ANYMORE, LEAVE ME ALONE!!! (walks away)
Roommare 1: Geesh..that escalated quickly, I wish he would stop hectoring and just get over it.

hectoring by 00pseudonym00 May 14, 2014

hectoring off 

Slacking off, usually done by a hector but it is possible to be done by others.

Guy 1: Yo you see that dude there?
Guy 2: Yeah bro he is totally hectoring off right now.

hectoring off by Lil' Wang June 26, 2017

tecturing 

When your parents think that sending you text messages is an effective means of behavioral control. i.e. "Text" + "Lecturing".

1. Even if I make no mention of going out on Saturday night, my mom always tectures me on the dangers of date rape drugs and having sex with strangers around 9:00 p.m.

2. My dad was tecturing me earlier about how I should think before I mindlessly text people after reading some stuff that I had sent my mom while she was napping, and I responded by saying, "And this is why I never want to talk to you."

3. Advice Dog is so annoying when he tectures me about remembering to take my LSD every morning. It's a good idea that I never pay attention to people who tecture me.

tecturing by squareforceone September 27, 2009