hectorian 

normally atributed to a breed of bar fights/martial arts hardcore gamers that enjoy pokemon, zelda and FFVII. An hectorian knows all the facts that freak people out about those games, sometimes he freaks himself out, but enjoys beating a hobo senseless.

hectorian:"i fucking hate this hobo, I'M GOING TO KILL HIM..."
(5 minutes later)
hectorian:"ok my little friends lets trade pokemons!!!"

hectorian by stoneydopey August 29, 2007

Hectorian 

A man who is so woke in the crypto space that he creams 100 bills while fucking grade A bitches.

I am a fucking Hectorian

Hectorian by WokeGURU January 11, 2022

internet historian 

a fine historian of notable events on the internet or relating to internet culture. the events may or may not relate to actual events that happened in relation to the event online.

"have you listened to todd talk about the fall of dashcon?"
"yeah, that guy is a total internet historian"

internet historian by Mr.DoctorSir December 4, 2017

Trap Historian

A dude who doesn’t leave his house and knows about anything that has to do with Trapping. He knows about every deal that goes on.

Ashir this kid 16-17 never leaves his house. He's a trap historian studies everything trap related. Never sold or touched drugs in his life. His mom doesn’t let him. Just loved to know all about deals business. Spends All his time online in dealer groupchats and spamming dealers pretending to be a "real n*gga" apparently his cousin actually was a big ass plug for a while. and that's why he got obsessed with the trap cuz he saw his cousin. But he's too scared to go outside and sell drugs or anything so he lives in this fantasy land. His burning curiosity of the trap consumes him, he must learn something new every day, whether it be the 8th grader buying a $15 gram of oregano, or a 6 figure deal going down a couple blocks away. He needs to know, he is the hub of all knowledge, every network leads to him, and though an unimaginable weight to bear, he stays being a trap historian, humble til the end of his days.

Trap Historian by Spacecadet119 January 3, 2021

Quora Historian 

A person who thinks they know more than they really do about everything and will give their opinions in a condescending manner as if they could never be wrong. To the average or ill-informed questioner, this person will have lots to say and will seem knowledgeable enough, but people who really know them understand that this person is a phony. Any real expert or accomplished person would make the Quora Historian look like a child, which is what the Quora Historian fears most.

All of these Quora Historians are running around talking about the best running shoes and wind resistant headbands for a 5k, but I don't think a single one of them has broken 20 minutes.

Quora Historian by arizonareal March 3, 2020

Haetorian

Another word for calling someone a hater, implying confrontation towards said hater. A reference to the execution attempt scene from the movie gladiator.

**Stoner casually enjoys his legal right to smoke pot**
Hater: Hey, don't you know that pot's illegal!?
Stoner: HAETORIAN! **raises fists**

Haetorian by pcshBinyaBinyaInya August 27, 2012

Hectorious

Adj. To have conquered righteously. When one is the Victor, we say he is Victorious. When one is the Hector, we say he is Hectorious.

At long last, we are Hectorious!

Hectorious by ILUVCARZ May 26, 2009