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River Heckling 

To taunt or otherwise heckle canoeists, rafters, kayakers, etc as they make their way down a river. Especially fun near river hazards that can cause navigation difficulties. Taunts may be concealed by referring to them as professional canoeists/rafters/kayakers before starting any detailed heckling. For some reason the sarcasm is rarely noticed. To maintain good river relationships each heckle session should be terminated with a "Job well done."
1)Prototype River Heckling dialog usually goes like this: Here come some professional kayakers. Look how they handle that craft. Job well done.

2)River Heckling occured from the banks as the "professional" rafters paddled by.
River Heckling by Slipkid July 18, 2006

heckrenity 

hectic: Characterised by intense activity, confusion, or haste

serenity: state or quality of being serene, calm, or tranquil

heckrenity is created when hectic and serenity are combine
a description of a moment, person, party, lifestyle, traffic, psychotic state

the balance between a hectic lifestyle/moment and a serene one.

can be used as an adjective, verb or noun
happiness means the perfect balance between a hectic life style and a serene one.
ie: when you find a place of peace at a crazy party
-being in an overly crowded mosh pit (hectic) listening to a calm and (serene) song.

adjective: A hectic (heckers) party: she's a heckers bitch
verb: she lead a heckretic lifestyle
noun: the heckrenity is a good balance
heckrenity by summerfresh April 21, 2011

heckling 

to shout profanity loudly out of the window of a moving vehicle. usually at bikers or small children. also to throw objects in to the path of on coming traffic.
i was just heckled..
heckling by luke detty May 13, 2005

Hecklerbiggy 

1. A slang for a greedy man who dates wealthy women with the intention of exploiting said wealth.

2. A male gold digger.

3. A middle-aged man who dresses and acts like younger generations to be "in with the crowd."

4. A hipster
I wouldn't date him, I heard he was a Hecklerbiggy!
Hecklerbiggy by Mrberlinnh September 18, 2014
James was about to pull a hecklin into his bedroom.
hecklin by Stellarspace January 12, 2023

Hecklendorf 

Meaning to act or be like James Bond
He is such a Hecklendorf
Hecklendorf by JesusDaReddeemer February 20, 2009