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Heavester

A heavster occurs when a female or male is sucking their male partner's special member. The "suckie" then accidentally gags on the penis and commences to vomit all over. The male getting sucked then ends up with a "vomit surprise" all over his beloved cock and balls.
Yo Adrianna didn't fell well yesterday, she was giving me head and she gave me a heavester.
by Italiano25 December 27, 2007
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Heapsters

Heapsters - the collective nickname for super fans of Grammy winning artist Imogen Heap. A Heapster can often be identified by their almost constant obsessing over the English songwriters music, lyrics & brilliantly original sense of personal style.
Heapsters - "Heapsters are just about the coolest fanbase around."
by Original Heapster April 16, 2015
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Headster

Headster is a term used to describe individuals who are hybrids of hipsters and hippis (they're too young to actually be hippis but more accepting main stream cultures).

Music that has a surreal jazz, blues, reggae, funk, classic rock, folk/blue grass influence (or any combination there of) are considered music genres listened to by headsters.

Headers listen to obscure music of yesterday(such as live jam tracks from The Grateful Dead,Led Zeppelin deep tracks, Jethro Tull, Bob Marley, Frank Zappa, the solo work of John Frusciante, the Allman Brothers, Simon and Garfunkel and various other artists who have influenced the hippi culture but whose deeper tracks remained out of view of today's popular music culture and are still too main stream for hipsters.

(MGMT and Sublime are examples of contemporary bands that are too mainstream for hipsters but suit the needs of a headster). Music groups and solo albums that are offshoots of popular bands are also accepted as well.

The term headster is also derived from the relationship the term "head" has with marijuana. Headsters traditionally smoke weed and consume different types of foods that contain THC. Headsters own some form of paraphernalia and have multiple hook ups. Alcohol is also accepted but there is more focus on mind altering substances.

It isn't rare to see a headster drinking tea but it is to see a headster hanging out in a coffee house.
Examples and further explanation (to better explain the differences between Headsters and Hipsters):

Thrift stores are sought out by headsters, since they live bohemian life styles similar to hipsters but actually have a decent sense of fashion. Thrift stores contain articles of clothing that can seem awesome and hip all while being unique.

The clothing headsters wear can range between band shirts to Baja Hoodies (drug rugs)and sweaters that aren't as loud as the traditional hipster sweater. Hemp necklaces, bracelets and beanies are required accessories for a headster, but are not required to be worn at the same time. Vnecks are optional since it is more of a hipster trait.

A headster is typically between the age of 15 and 25. Headsters seek a better version of themselves as well as inner peace. It is not required but 99.67% of the time headsters play an instrument because of the frequent jam sessions that occur when ever two or more headsters are together for more than 20 minutes.

See examples below

"Dude, those headsters down the hall are so baked."

"Dude, did you hear the jam session those headsters had? It was amazing!"

"Dude, did you see those headsters that just got out of the elevator? They all had giant cups of ice cream. They got the mad munchies."

Headster: "Man those hipsters are so condescending."
by Gin of Gin and Tonic October 25, 2011
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Heavener

Getting head while going through a fast food drive through even while they hand you the food.
Dude, did you hear that Z got a heavener yesterday at McDonalds. The cashier freaked out when he nearly splooshed on the fries.
by WTown February 4, 2013
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ape harvester

A semiautomatic firearm, usually an AR-15 pattern rifle. Useful for harvesting apes or culling a troop which has gotten out of control.
Mang...check out my new Ape Harvester! I’ve got a pile of 30 round magazines ready to go.
by G-persyn December 11, 2019
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Harvester Of Sorrow

Probably one of the heaviest numbers known to man. Its about a guy who works a Nine to Five life and then one day snaps and kills every one in his office.
Gee I hope Karen doesnt snap and get all harvester Of Sorrow on my ass one day
by UnforgivenHarvester February 7, 2010
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Reverse Combine Harvester

A Bristolian sexual act whereby the man is upside-down on his shoulders pushing his erect penis forward so that it is pointing towards the ceiling through his legs.
The female sits in a seated position on the man and leans as far forward as possible creating a kind of circular shape (the harvester).
The man after harvesting for some time then proceeds to push a turd from his anus, the perfect consistency is loose and bitty to mimic the spreading of the seed after the harvest.
ark at eee mind, him an is' missus only gone and dun a reverse combine harvester last night mind.
by TheTractorLover December 10, 2012
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