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heart surgery

something that i hope i won't have to get
My body has been feeling weird lately for 6 weeks with short breath and chest pain. I am concerned about heart failure and if i need heart surgery.
heart surgery by jarsubo January 9, 2026

Bi-pass heart surgery 

An extreme form of conversion therapy, intended to cure the bi-curious and turn them straight.
Arriving home in Wichita from Princeton for the summer, Amber confided to her devoutly Methodist mother that she was equally in love with her 'friends' Jason and Jennifer. Shocked, and too unworldly to know that this was a transitory phase for many of the girls in Amber's class, her mother whispered the threat of bi-pass heart surgery to make her normal again.

open heart sergery 

She has been fucked so many times, it looks like she had open heart sergery.
open heart sergery by 4-10 December 3, 2003

Open Heart Sergery 

She has been fucked so much it looks like she had open heart sergery.

She's so loose, she must have had open heart sergery, gross.
Open Heart Sergery by junner December 3, 2003

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026