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heart surgery

something that i hope i won't have to get
My body has been feeling weird lately for 6 weeks with short breath and chest pain. I am concerned about heart failure and if i need heart surgery.
heart surgery by jarsubo January 9, 2026

Bi-pass heart surgery 

An extreme form of conversion therapy, intended to cure the bi-curious and turn them straight.
Arriving home in Wichita from Princeton for the summer, Amber confided to her devoutly Methodist mother that she was equally in love with her 'friends' Jason and Jennifer. Shocked, and too unworldly to know that this was a transitory phase for many of the girls in Amber's class, her mother whispered the threat of bi-pass heart surgery to make her normal again.

open heart sergery 

She has been fucked so many times, it looks like she had open heart sergery.
open heart sergery by 4-10 December 3, 2003

Open Heart Sergery 

She has been fucked so much it looks like she had open heart sergery.

She's so loose, she must have had open heart sergery, gross.
Open Heart Sergery by junner December 3, 2003
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026