Heard of the Day

This is the gossip or hot dish that is spoken on ALL day by many people that you run into or encounter. It seems to be the only thing that people want to discuss. It gets old by noon and you have no desire to speak to it any longer. It can be events within your social group or international news.

Abby: "OMG!! LOL! OMG!! Did you hear..."
Tabitha: "Yeah, I know what you'll say! It's the Heard of the Day! I'm ready to move on! You got any pornography?"
Abby: "You know it girl! I am that bitch!"

Heard of the Day by von groovy August 27, 2024

dick head of the day 

it is the person that makes 2 many dick headed mistakes like trippin n falling

peter is the dick head of the day because he stole a scooter n fell on a curve

dick head of the day by KiDdZERO January 5, 2009

slap your tall friend in the back of the head day 

Feburary 11th, slap people in the back of the head day. You can sneak up on them and slap them on the back op the head.

Haha, its feb 11th: slap your tall friend in the back of the head day. Oh crap
Im too short

slap your tall friend in the back of the head day by ImWolfieBoy February 11, 2022

It was a bit of a hard day at the ice cream factory 

When you’re asked about how your day was and you had a bad one but the person who is asking had an objectively worse day than you did.

Firefighter: we lost every child to the fire at the orphanage. Anyway, how was your day?
Me, working at a party service: We ran out of balloons and the customer got really angry.
It was a bit of a hard day at the ice cream factory.

It was a bit of a hard day at the ice cream factory by Kiwipo January 16, 2023

The 25 Days of Die Hard

An alternative holiday to Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, etc. Observed from December 1st through the 25th this holiday celebrates the single greatest holiday movie of all time, Die Hard.

Mike - I'm so sick of the over commericalization of Christmas.

Joe - Why don't you celebrate the 25 days of Die Hard instead?
Mike - Yippie-kai-yay, motherfucker!

The 25 Days of Die Hard by YaakaFett September 23, 2009