Heanor

A small town in England on the edge of Derbyshire. Many of the children are inbred and go to Heanor Gate Science College. Sometimes you'll see a wild woman smoking a fag outside her door in a dressing gown at seven am while these children make their way to school. The main landmark is Crest of the Wave in Heanor market. It's a beautiful place - full of skets - but not to be confused with Ilkeston or Cotmanhay, which are ten times worse than Heanor.

"The only place worse than Heanor is Ilkeston."
"I wouldn't want to go to either!"

by yolk123 May 4, 2020

Heanor

A town with alot of druggies in and if you go to the market place your probably getting stabbed.

meet up heanor g fam or ill bang u in ur face init

by BiG T BITCH November 13, 2019

heanor

A place In Derbyshire that's full of old fucks or slags who will give you blowy for 5p weather your a man or woman

Hey have you been to heanor

No I don't like slags
Fair enough

by The.Donstic.Lord October 15, 2019