Heaner

A heaner is someone who is disgusting especially in a sexy way; a pervert, a horny sicko.

Verb: to hean up

A: "I really wanna stick my dick between your tits"

B: "Stop heaning me up you heaner"

Or

A: "met this girl in a bar and I tried to snog her but before I managed it I puked all over myself in front of her"

B: "Gosh you really heaned yourself up"

by Supermattt September 9, 2009

heater meter

A thermostat that controls the heater in a building.

Summertime means not using the heater meter.

by jpg3 April 3, 2015

heinerscheid

Doing the complete opposite of what should be done and destroying yourself in the process

Bud Lite pulled A heinerscheid by pissing off all of its customers

by TylerGi April 19, 2023

pocket healer

The guy/gal following you in PvP (in MMOs), healing you. Basically, your personal healer. Sadly, they're the first ones to be attacked if the enemies are smart. If they're not, they get owned. Be nice to pocket healers... or you'll die.

Me: Yo man, I'm dying here! Throw a heal plz!
Pocket healer: *heals me*
Me: Thanks! Sup, bitches? *proceeds to destroy enemies*

by vutraz January 7, 2012

took a header

Slipped and fell.

I was walking on wet stairs and took a header. It was a good fall.

by Darnoc October 12, 2013

text for your header

When a game is so fun and made with such quality that words cannot describe it. This phrase comes from horribly made Instagram ads.

“Have you played the new Pokémon game?”

“Yeah, dude, it’s so text for your header!”

by A person yo June 1, 2019

ripping heaters

A term commonly used for smoking cigarettes. Smoking lots of cigarettes.

I feel like I smoked a packs of cigarettes last night.
Yeah, you guys were ripping heaters.

by pimpinpix August 2, 2011