Heaner 

A heaner is someone who is disgusting especially in a sexy way; a pervert, a horny sicko.

Verb: to hean up

A: "I really wanna stick my dick between your tits"

B: "Stop heaning me up you heaner"

Or

A: "met this girl in a bar and I tried to snog her but before I managed it I puked all over myself in front of her"

B: "Gosh you really heaned yourself up"

Heaner by Supermattt September 9, 2009

heater meter 

A thermostat that controls the heater in a building.

Summertime means not using the heater meter.

heater meter by jpg3 April 3, 2015

heinerscheid 

Doing the complete opposite of what should be done and destroying yourself in the process

Bud Lite pulled A heinerscheid by pissing off all of its customers

heinerscheid by TylerGi April 19, 2023

pocket healer 

The guy/gal following you in PvP (in MMOs), healing you. Basically, your personal healer. Sadly, they're the first ones to be attacked if the enemies are smart. If they're not, they get owned. Be nice to pocket healers... or you'll die.

Me: Yo man, I'm dying here! Throw a heal plz!
Pocket healer: *heals me*
Me: Thanks! Sup, bitches? *proceeds to destroy enemies*

pocket healer by vutraz January 7, 2012

took a header 

Slipped and fell.

I was walking on wet stairs and took a header. It was a good fall.

took a header by Darnoc October 12, 2013

text for your header 

When a game is so fun and made with such quality that words cannot describe it. This phrase comes from horribly made Instagram ads.

“Have you played the new Pokémon game?”

“Yeah, dude, it’s so text for your header!”

text for your header by A person yo June 1, 2019

ripping heaters 

A term commonly used for smoking cigarettes. Smoking lots of cigarettes.

I feel like I smoked a packs of cigarettes last night.
Yeah, you guys were ripping heaters.

ripping heaters by pimpinpix August 2, 2011