Heanor

A small town in England on the edge of Derbyshire. Many of the children are inbred and go to Heanor Gate Science College. Sometimes you'll see a wild woman smoking a fag outside her door in a dressing gown at seven am while these children make their way to school. The main landmark is Crest of the Wave in Heanor market. It's a beautiful place - full of skets - but not to be confused with Ilkeston or Cotmanhay, which are ten times worse than Heanor.
"The only place worse than Heanor is Ilkeston."
"I wouldn't want to go to either!"
by yolk123 May 04, 2020
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