Head for head

The most pleasurable benefit of giving one's partner a head massage and getting oral sex in return.

I often start giving a simple head massage and it turns into a full blown head for head massage exchange. Give a little, get a little.

Head for head by Let's have fun in the sun June 17, 2010

Head for life 

It is when you get head (blow jobs), for the rest of your life from someone. It usually comes up from a crazy bet to win a football game or something else stupid.

Bristol: we are going to lose
Pat: no we're gonna win.
Bristol: ...we re gonna lose
Pat: okay well if we win then you owe me head for life, and if we lose then ill buy 50 cheeseburgers from McDonalds.
Bristol: okay fine
20 min later and after the team wins
Bristol: fuck
Pat: haha hell yeah

Head for life by bjbob567 December 12, 2009

Fair head for cawl

The phrase is used in reference to a person who has a vegetable shaped head, deemed displeasing to the eye. It is also used for those seen to have a bad hair style.

It derives from the use of the term “swede” – slang for head – and, as swede is one of the main ingredients of the traditional welsh broth called Cawl, the phrase became a popular put-down.

It is believed to originate from the Cefncaeau area of Llanelli in South Wales, and was commonly used among the town's young population as a derogatory term during the 1990s.

Jesus, she is ugly! Look at the swede on her... that’s a fair head for cawl!

Oh my God, look at this munter over by 'yer - fair head for cawl.

Fair head for cawl by big.m.uk October 29, 2011

head for the mountains 

Its when you really do not like someone and think they are really stupid and you tell them to head for the mountains.

Weird Kid:I love ballet
Cool Kid:Alright just for saying that head for the mountains you freak
Weird Kid:Which ones
Cool Kid:I dont care you pick you prick

head for the mountains by sonourus almond May 23, 2009

Head for bread 

The act of paying someone for head. Head meaning to receive oral pleasure, and the bread meaning money.

Gavin wants to receive head for bread and is offering $50 plus a nice tip to anyone who does it.

Head for bread by therealistgthrone December 18, 2020

head for Splitsville 

to BE ABOUT to split up or break up with one's boy/gilrfriend
to get divorced from one's husband/wife SOON

The expression is used in a rather funny, joking or kidding context, referring to the unfortunate and rather dramatic fact of an imminent break-up/split-up/divorce.

An old man's parents head for Splitsville and he is scared.

head for Splitsville by Skinswatcher February 19, 2010

head for the tall grass 

To hide, or make oneself scarce when trouble goes down.

When the shit goes down, don't let me catch you heading for the tall grass, pussy. Stand with me and be a man!

head for the tall grass by Diggler December 23, 2004