Head Beard

The hairstyle which occurs two weeks after shaving your head.

Yeah dude, you have a real head beard going on there!

Head Beard by Francii22 December 5, 2010

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Beardo Head

Homosexual act of giving a 69 blowjob where both parties have a beard

You should've seen how big their beards were, they'll definately be capable of giving AND getting Beardo Head!

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dirty, smelly, and just plain old ugly man. Has a small penis as well. Generally enjoys taking poops in urinals.

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and teaches english

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When your bang session is so good that you destroy the headboard on the bed. Extra points for putting splinters in her hair.

Yesterday my chick and i were really tearing it up, i mean we were headboard bustin'!

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To bang a chick or to quite literally sell a headboard.

“Hey, I’m gonna show her the headboard” “You wanna see the headboard?”

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glass headboard - the highest position a woman can achieve through the exchange of sexual prowess for executive power

Stephanie has hit the glass headboard; Bob won't promote her past regional manager no matter how good she is in bed.

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