Head Beard

The hairstyle which occurs two weeks after shaving your head.

Yeah dude, you have a real head beard going on there!

by Francii22 December 5, 2010

Beardo Head

Homosexual act of giving a 69 blowjob where both parties have a beard

You should've seen how big their beards were, they'll definately be capable of giving AND getting Beardo Head!

by Pingmaster July 5, 2010

ugly bearded fuck head

dirty, smelly, and just plain old ugly man. Has a small penis as well. Generally enjoys taking poops in urinals.

Petet (fuck head) Drake

by Adrian Manghisi November 21, 2002

ugly bearded fuck head

any man whose name be Beau

and teaches english

by and history January 29, 2003

Headboard bustin'

When your bang session is so good that you destroy the headboard on the bed. Extra points for putting splinters in her hair.

Yesterday my chick and i were really tearing it up, i mean we were headboard bustin'!

by Mike Cheezmar December 15, 2012

Show her the headboard

To bang a chick or to quite literally sell a headboard.

“Hey, I’m gonna show her the headboard” “You wanna see the headboard?”

by Horny Frey November 9, 2018

glass headboard

glass headboard - the highest position a woman can achieve through the exchange of sexual prowess for executive power

Stephanie has hit the glass headboard; Bob won't promote her past regional manager no matter how good she is in bed.

by TooSick4U October 16, 2008