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he-bitch
he-bitch by hairspray queen April 30, 2006
He-bitch
An adult male who acts like a prissy 13year old girl when she doesn't get her way in a relationship. As bizarre and silly as these buffoonish spectacles can be, it loses it's entertainment value once it becomes abusive (which is quite common). Symptoms of selective testicle ascending syndrome include but are not limited to: spiteful gossiping about his SO to their friends, effeminate gesturing and sensitivities in private, is in competition with most other males (how she tries to prove her manhood), proves every month for about a week that men do get periods. giving the silent treatment, throwing loud, tearful tantrums in public, hitting herself during those tantrums, putting extra effort into losing weight and improving aesthetics while SO is pregnant, getting having more better quality beauty products, bags and shoes than you, is competitive and tries to make you feel inferior at doing everything. remarks and questions intended to make you doubt or feel bad about yourself, both on a superficial and spiritual level, behaviors normally associated with negative female stereotypes
GF: Do you have to gawk and hit on every woman that walks by? It's so hurtful.
Her/him: Well, lose some weight, or do ____ and maybe you'll get my attention too.
Woman passerby: Eww, what a gross little he-bitch.
Her/him: Well, lose some weight, or do ____ and maybe you'll get my attention too.
Woman passerby: Eww, what a gross little he-bitch.
He-bitch by TalkingAlleyMeowth June 14, 2019
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He Bitch
A He Bitch is a very feminine guy who usely does not openly admit being gay. He grew up helping mommy bake cookies and cakes. He is always arguing with someone while rolling his neck and using girlish hand guestures. He is always running his mouth and alway backing down from a fight. He seems oblivious to his girlish ways and shows no shame in public. He will respond agressively when being called gay(funny). A good example of a He Bitch would be Boston from Mtv's "I Love New York".
You- "Dont fucking roll your neck at me like that, he bitch"
He Bitch- "Its my neck and ill fucking roll it if i feel like it"
You-"...............you didnt just fucking say that"
He Bitch- "Its my neck and ill fucking roll it if i feel like it"
You-"...............you didnt just fucking say that"
He Bitch by Nerd Nasty October 15, 2009
he bitch
he bitch by mitch mahoe March 3, 2008
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