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Very nice guy with a great personality and huge ass :)
Hazuh got a fatty
Hazuh by Ironqolf November 16, 2020
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Hazubendo 

Ideally, if we weeaboo-fy the word "husband", like we have already done with waifu, this is what we should probably end up with.

It is a term of endearment referring to a male character.

But that is put aside in favor of husbando. A word that when attempted to be pronounced in the same way as waifu, will sound more similar to "Who's Bando?" rather than "Husband".
POLL: WHO IS YOUR WAIFU OR HUSBANDO?

True Weeaboo: It's HAZUBENDO, you weeaboo FAKER
Hazubendo by Gulfion November 20, 2013
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Very handsome man with a very huggable body yet kissable face. Also is very kind and generous, if you ever find him hold on to him and never let him go.
You saw Hazhir today?

Yeah he is so handsome.
Yeah he is so fucking handsome i would suck to his dick.
Hazhir by juztz1n December 19, 2017

haruhiism 

A mock religion, created to express worship of the anime character Haruhi Suzumiya, of Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuutsu fame.

In the series, it is revealed to main protagonist Kyon (a schoolmate of Haruhi's) that Haruhi is essentially God, but is as of yet unaware of her powers. She has the ability to change things in the world that she wishes were different; only her innate common sense, as well as Kyon's constant bickering with her, serve to keep her wild fantasies in check.

Followers of Haruhiism are called haruhiists. This term is used affecionately amongst fellow fans. The term haruhite is supposedly more derogatory, in the vein of Narutard.

Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuutsu/Yuuutsu (The Melancholy of Suzumiya Haruhi) is the first of a series of 9 light novels penned by Nagaru Tanigawa. It was adapted by Kyoto Animation into anime form. A second season of the show was announced this year on 7/7/07 (the Tanabata festival).

Lucky Star, another anime produced by KyoAni, frequently references Haruhi.
"Long live Haruhiism! The Goddess has returned for a second season!"

"Yeah, I've seen all the dubs and subs of the series, and of course learned the dance, too. I'm definitely a haruhiist for life now."

"I lol'd so hard when Konata gave her that Brigade Chief armband! PRICELESS!"
haruhiism by Laughing Wolf September 8, 2007

Haruhist 

A person who is a fan of the popular anime series 'The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya' sometimes describes themselves as being a "Haruhist" or follows "Haruhism". Haruhist is taken from the first name of the main character of the anime, Haruhi Suzumiya. Haruhist's usually participate in activites related to the anime, such as doing the popular dance seen in the anime (Known as 'Hare Hare Yukai'), as well as other activites such as forming their own "SOS Brigades"
"Yeah, I've totally being a Haruhist after watching the anime, I learnt the dance yesturday!"
Haruhist by Painkilla May 14, 2008
The coolest Japanese name. Means, a wet leaf shining in the moonlight.
Q: Hey Brendon! What is the coolest Japanese name?
A: That would be Hazuki. Not only a cool name but it's my best friend's name.
Hazuki by bi-brendon October 1, 2011

haruhi suzumiya

A character in the anime show "The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya." She is an energetic person who has a sense that everything revolves around her. Coincidentally, she is the unquestioned controller of the universe. Although it is unknown to her, her mood can outbreak the destruction of the world.
If we lose the baseball game, Haruhi Suzumiya will make more closed space and destroy our universe.
haruhi suzumiya by Steve Whalls July 13, 2007
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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