Hayley Johnson

One of the greatest people you will ever know. Smart, beautiful, sexy, nice and anything else positive you can think about a person. Anyone who is with her is the happiest person of there life and guys who aren't wish they could be. She is perfect. If you don't think so you're insane.

"Hey do you know Hayley Johnson?"

"Yea who doesn't? Shes perfect."

Hayley Johnson by TobiasTheOtter September 19, 2013

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Hailey Johnson

A very sweet loving girl that cares for others and the people that she lives with and also is there for her family and friends when they need her she is very pretty and out going Alos she loves going out like to the movies.. she might have a hard time getting a relationship but she will always be there for her family and friends anytime of the day she loves school and loves soccer and much more to come

Hailey Johnson is so cute

Hey have you seen Hailey witch one? Hailey Johnson

I'm in love with Hailey Johnson

Hailey Johnson by Hailey Johnson November 5, 2017

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Haylee Johnston

A girl with a PHAT JUICY BOUNCY ASS! she gets played a lot but always goes back. She needs to stay away from guys with T’s and C’s.

Me: Hey do you know my cousin with the phat ass?
Colby: Yes Haylee johnston

Haylee Johnston by Eventually you will know May 29, 2020

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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