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Hawkes'd 

A slimy, greasy, no good, low down, white trash of a women/girl. Who will use all means of manipulation, guilt, harassment, just to make a few dollars off stuff she guilts unsuspecting people on marketplace into giving her cause of some cockamamie bologna story that usually involves her in some sort of dilemma that is 100% bullshit. There is nothing off limits to them. Usually can be found in the yard of some place welfare pays for with a small table and a chair looking heartbroken and in need of a Twinkie, in an attempt to scam the sweet citizens of their small northern town into overlooking the half a pallet mall red behind her ear and the reputation of a scumbag. BEWARE SHIRETOWNERS BEWARE
I just gave this poor girl my laptop said she need it so her son could go to school, theirs was just lost in a house fire and now she's got cancer and a yeast infection with her already lifelong Twinkie and 6 icecap a day habit, but then I looked online and I seen it for sale on marketplace, dammit I've been Hawkes'd
Hawkes'd by Caulkwhisper December 28, 2022
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Ian Hawke'd

When you are ruthlessly disgustingly humiliated in public by losing
"Bro just got skibidi rizzed and Ian Hawke'd
Ian Hawke'd by TheBrainRotGod May 10, 2024

International Maya Hawke Day 

a day to sing and celebrate the wonderful Mommy Maya Hawke , Anthem!
TO CELEBRATE INTERNATIONAL MAYA HAWKE DAY AND HER FINE SELF
😍😍
Johnny: “Bro, stand up and sing the International Anthem!”

David: “The Star-Spangled Banner?”

Johnny; “No, that’s the NATIONAL Anthem, sing the Maya Hawke Anthem!”

David: “Oh, okay!”

Johnny and David: “Season 3 1985, the gang is getting tall!! Everybody’s growing up and shopping at the mall!!!! Steve and Robin work the counter at the ‘Scoops Ahoy!’ and figure at the Russians have a super secret ploy!! Hopper isn’t happy that Eleven’s kissing boys but then he turns around and put the moves on Joyce!!!”

National Maya Hawke Day 

a day we celebrate the one and only mommy maya hawke. (should be everyday we celebrate her, but whatever)
Johnny: “Bro stand up for the National Anthem!”

David: “The Star-Spangled Banner?”

Johnny: “No, dipshit! National Maya Hawke Day Anthem!”

David: “Oh!”

Johnny + David: “Season 3 1985 the gang is getting tall everybody’s growing up and shopping at the mall!!! Steve and Robin work the counter at the ‘Scoops Ahoy!’ and figure out the Russians have a super secret ploy.. Hopper isn’t happy that Eleven’s kissing boys but then he turns around and put the moves on Joyce!!!!”

official maya hawke day 

a day where we celebrate the one and only MAYA HAWKE aka the finest person on earth
robyn:hey do you know what day it is
alix:Saturday?
robyn:no its OFFICIAL MAYA HAWKE DAY a day to celebrate the finest woman on earth

daiei hawks 

baseball team based in fukuoka.
won the title in '99 and '03.
they're managed by Sadaharu Oh, the man with the most HRs in the world.
daiei hawks by 5150 August 1, 2004

fukuoka daiei hawks 

The undisputed champions of Japanese Baseball.
Hanshin Tigers < Fukuoka Daiei Hawks
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