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When you and the boys are about to shred some wood at the skate park, but the morbidly obese bike cop keeps shutting your hopes and dreams down in hopes that he will make his life a little less miserable every day.
Cop: "How many times do I have to tell you little shits to hawk it somewhere else?"
Skaters: "We're not even causing an problems."
Cop: "My wife left me."
Hawk it by Front Desk Sqwaad July 24, 2019
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Tony Hawk'ing it 

When on the toilet, you manage to have your poop miss the watter, but instead it hit the riim of the seat
Where the hell is my poop?

*Looks under the seat*

Oh, there it is, i Tony Hawk'ed it.

*calls friend"

Dude, I pooped and I managed Tony Hawk'ing it!!!

it's a hawk out there 

A phrase commonly used by black Americans meaning that it is cold and windy outside. cold bugaduga, cold, windy, frigid, freezing, winter, winter storm, blizzard, black Americans, black sayings, African-American
It's a hawk out there boy, you better bundle up!
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026