Havenstein

Un-fucking-believable

Did you see that meteor land right on that cow? Man, that was Havenstein.

Havenstein by lordofdefinition May 15, 2011

Chavenstein

The pathetic and worthless outcome of the sloppy fumblings which all 1-2 minutes of pointless prodding (usually into a saggy grey gusset due to the fact that neither of them would think to remove her knickers first) purports to be the act of sexual intercourse between 2 scabby, jobless, skanky drug and Lambrini addled fuck-wits.

This genetically weakened child is usually delivered after 6 months via Caesarean Section due to the fact that the scummy bitch carrying it is:
a) A frequenter of the local shooting gallery
b) A total piss-brain
c) Usually around 15 and already suffering from early-onset emphysema due to chain-smoking from the age of 7
d) Riddled with syphilis due to shagging with any scummer that gave her a ciggy. Just to say 'Thank you'...awwww aint she polite...
e) Dead from all of the above

This feeble child will go through early life reviled for either his abnormally large ears and fingers or her obesity and awful, constant whiff of piss due to her defective bladder.

Eventually these two gene-pool failures will meet and mate with their counterpart and so continues the cycle of life.....

Ain't evolution a bummer?

Most of the fuggly cunts on chavscum.com

Wayne 'jugg-ears' Rooney and his tasteless hoe g/f 'colin'

Vikky Beckham (aka vikki pollard)

Most of the STD addled 14-15yo slutters hanging outside The Event II in Brighton. Chavenstein breeders every fukken 1 lololololol.

Small-cock wanker 19yo twats in their 'poor man's big cock' souped up motors with a fat exhaust sticking out the back. I laugh my fukken ass off every time I see 1 broken down or wrapped around a tree. That's 1 less Chavenstein creator....

Chavenstein by Mik Mak September 7, 2005

Lavenstein

A sur-name most commonly affiliated with one with fantastic looks and somewhat questionable social skills. The latter is most commonly erased by the prior.

A Lavenstein is typically affluent, well-liked, and has an incredible body, but often puts his or her foot in his or her mouth. Also completely excusable by his or her charm and assets.

That chick was such a Lavenstein, I know she insulted me like 15 times, but I couldn't be mad while I was staring at that rack!

Lavenstein by MissV August 2, 2008

harvenstein

a jewish man that has derived a passion for assaulting women.

That harvenstein sure can save a lot of money and still have time to pummel petite russian women into the gravelly pavement.

harvenstein by richard gear May 7, 2009

Hankenstein

Hankenstein is the new nickname for Henry (Hank) Steinbrenner, VP of the New York Yankees .Since his Dad George has started to turn control of the Yankee organization to his sons, Hank aka "Hankenstein" has repeatedly been the outspoken figurehead of the team. Referencing "I've created a monster" , Hank aka Hankenstein is seen as the new poster boy of a daddy's boy gone mad with power.

Why is Hankenstein opening his big mouth about making Joba a starting pitcher...So I guess it was Hankenstein that got George's rugged "Big Boss Man" like good looks.

Hankenstein by Joe Touchole May 29, 2008

Hankenstein

Hankenstein is the new nickname for Henry (Hank) Steinbrenner, VP of the New York Yankees .Since his Dad George has started to turn control of the Yankee organization to his sons, Hank aka "Hankenstein" has repeatedly been the outspoken figurehead of the team. Referencing "I've created a monster" , Hank aka Hankenstein is seen as the new poster boy of a daddy's boy gone mad with power.

Why is Hankenstein opening his big mouth about making Joba a starting pitcher...So I guess it was Hankenstein that got George's rugged "Big Boss Man" like good looks.

Hankenstein by Joe Touchole May 29, 2008

Hallensteins

A clothing store used by lonely and horny people to purchase clothing that only their mother would like

"I went to hallensteins and bought this shirt"
"Oh my gosh bro, that is pretty shit"

Hallensteins by Chopkings February 22, 2022