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Lavenstein

A sur-name most commonly affiliated with one with fantastic looks and somewhat questionable social skills. The latter is most commonly erased by the prior.

A Lavenstein is typically affluent, well-liked, and has an incredible body, but often puts his or her foot in his or her mouth. Also completely excusable by his or her charm and assets.
That chick was such a Lavenstein, I know she insulted me like 15 times, but I couldn't be mad while I was staring at that rack!
Lavenstein by MissV August 2, 2008
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Noah Levenstein

A fictional charactar from the American Pie Franchise, played by Eugene Levy.
Pretty much known as the best character ever created by mankind.

Mr Levenstein is always a dependable source for sexual advice.

He also wrote "The Bible", a book which teaches one to be an expert in sexual events.
Guy #1: Dude, there is a god, i have so much game lately.
Guy #2: Maybe it's Noah Levenstein watching over you.
Guy #1: Ye you're right, after all, he did write The Bible.
Noah Levenstein by Wasbeert December 7, 2009

Lord Laberstein

A name of a random dude from the Internet. He searched for a very special name, he can use in a game, and he wanted, that no one had this name before.
Who is Lord Laberstein?

lankenstein 

A lanky person who walks with their arms like a Tyrannous Rex or a mentally challenged child
Wow Connor is a real lankenstein his arms are so long and lanky he has to walk like a t-rex
lankenstein by Jesus Suarez August 18, 2016

lowenstein 

A last name reflective of high class and sophistication. It is of German origins and the compulsive punctuality which comes along with it.
Lowenstein and Kenneth Biddleworth IV just threw another "happening" soiree.
lowenstein by cthulu66 February 5, 2010

langenstein 

cool like italian
(and poto)
that langenstein loves pizza
langenstein by jokeyyyyyyyy December 30, 2005

bogey loenstein 

A form of anal retention that involves expensive cigars and copious amounts of scotch.
I pulled a Bogey Loenstein last night, and while scotch is delicious, it's not a very good lubricant. My ass smells like Cuban tobacco.
bogey loenstein by wahee! November 5, 2015