Haubs

Haubs is a very nice, hot, and extremely sexy guy. He is known to like girls that start with the letter "I". If you are dating this person you will be very lucky. Haubs is the best and you are lucky to have him as a friend or anything.

"Did you see Haubs over there."

Haubs by Hello2335 November 29, 2018

Haubs Hot Pocket 

When multiple men of different ethnicities fill every hole on a woman with their meat and violently ejaculate a hot load in her.

Hey Uncle Danny, Carol really had a great time enjoying Haubs Hot Pocket last weekend at the firehouse with Dirty Mike and the boys!

Haubs Hot Pocket by Jaron Aacobs December 19, 2024

hauser jr high school

Hauser Jr High is the area in which the overlord Ken rules destruction down on innocent souls and David Mason partakes in annihilating the youth.

Omg bro, I barely escaped Hauser Jr High School! The janiter Ken was on my ass!

hauser jr high school by studentwholovesschool January 30, 2019

d'haussy

A teacher who's always absent.

Example 1:
"- What have you got now?
- Nothing bro
- Don't you have philosophy?
- No. I have D'Haussy..."

Example 2:
"Hey darling, haven't you got class?"
*waking up* "aww shit... wait a second I have d'Haussy"
*goes back to sleep*

d'haussy by WHAT ?! December 8, 2012

HubStubbed 

When a person is denied entry to a major sporting event, concert, etc. after purchasing tickets on StubHub. When (presumably) the ticket seller arrives at the venue with the original ticket earlier than the person who bought it on StubHub.

I paid twice the ticketmaster price for an NFL game on StubHub, and got HubStubbed when i tried to enter the stadium.

HubStubbed by GoHawks September 9, 2013

Karen Hausman

Karen Hausman is a famous individual with nearly 200k at the time this was written. She grew her account in 2020 and it is rapidly growing now in 2021, her biggest platform is Tik Tok however she uses Facebook rather much! She loves all her fans and is a big fan of Hag Hag, Blu and Dante Gous.

I love Karen Hausman and hag hag

Karen Hausman by Hag hag January 10, 2021

Hubster 

Nickname derived from hubby however it marks a significant difference from it. This is a man that is not only a husband to a woman but he is a companion. Someone that loves his wife completely and utterly. He understands her in every situation and makes any and all the effort to make her happy. He is truly a best friend, he is that one person whom she finds comfort in and can tell anything to. Not only does he pertain to all these qualities but he is also kind, sweet, loving, and a completely honest person. He is a one of a kind man that all girls want to have, but when he chooses that one girl for him, it is all he can think about. He is truly the best husband a woman can have.

I love my hubster because he is like no other man I have ever met.

Hubster by Dorkette22ILUANF September 26, 2013