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A German-Austrian royal dynasty that ruled over Austria-Hungary until WW1.The Habsburg back in the day ruled over the Holy Roman Empire,Spain,Some States in Italy and also shortly ruled Mexico.They also controlled the The Netherlands,Belgium,Luxembourg,and part or maybe all of Alsace Lorraine during the early modern period.They were considered to be among the most powerful dynasties in Europe since they were known for marrying off their family members to other European monarchs.The Habsburg rule over Austria,Hungary,Bohemia(Modern Day Czech Republic)Croatia,and their other dominions ended during WW1 where the Treaty of Versaille spit the country forming new European countries.Though the Habsburg lost their rule over Austria the House of Habsburg are still around today.(Note this for Educational purposes)

King Charles II of Spain was last Habsburg monarch of Spain(and he is ugly asf).

Habsburg by Kingdom hearts and faggot November 16, 2018

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Habsburg

A total joke of a person.A habsburg only cares about themselves.If they have plans with you they will cancel them especially if they are in an emotional state.Dont trust a habsburg even if they are your father.Habsburgs often travel in packs making them extra irritating.If you know one your life probably sucks and you should throw heavy objects at them.They are just total douche bags.

Jordan:"Hey is Mark coming over tonight to watch glee?"

Serrina:"Um no actually he is such a Habsburg he cancelled last minute"

Jordan:"Ohh myy what a douche bag"

Habsburg by Maaark!!! November 18, 2010

Related Words

Habsburg • Habsburg Circle • hapsburging

Habsburg Circle

An incestuous gang bang, what else could it be?

(Habsburg refers to an incestuous royal family that ruled over large parts of Europe in the medieval times)

Bobby: Hey have you tried a Habsburg circle yet?
Nate: Ew no, are you okay?

Habsburg Circle by Elm8593 October 19, 2023

Hapsburging

The act of having sex with your first cousin or any family member closer than that.

Bob: Who's your idol?
Morgan: Man I love me Charles II! I love him so much i'm straight hapsburging my cousin. My kid boutta get that jaw.

Hapsburging by Thotticus January 25, 2019

hapsburging

the technique of spamming several hundred/thousand meaningless posts in the period af a few days following your signup. this techinique is generally not used by trolls, but rather people who feel the need to hit the top 10 posters straigh off the mark, and are too lazy to contribute meaningful posts.

"this new guys hapsburging, he has like 10000 posts in 2 days"

hapsburging by vslayer November 22, 2005

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026